storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole

man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe

by qrxzzy December 8, 2024

zooey shaft

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)

sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment

by zooeyshaftfan January 29, 2025

Commander Shafi

The most badass Afghan commander of all time. Shafi was an ethnic hazara commander who was anti-Talinan and was nicknamed “Shafi Dewana” AKA Crazy Shafi due to his unorthodox war tactics. It was reported he would stand directly in front of enemy fire while standing on top of crates and shoot at the enemy. Also he would intentionally yell to draw out the enemy which confused them. These actions earned him the nickname “Shafi Dewana”

Hasib: “bro who is your favorite afghan general of all time?”
Najeeb: “commander shafi, the guy was a legend.”

by Culturalinnovator March 5, 2026

Strait Shaft

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

by Stanalost March 24, 2025

Bunting Shaft

Going to visit a friend or someone close to you in their time of need

“Oh yeah i had to go pay my friend Rich a visit here.”
“Oh so you did a bunting shaft?”

by TheFirstFloor March 27, 2025

Dirty shafik

To goon to cards from clash royale, usually while being unemployed

Dude Josh just did a dirty shafik mid class

by Fuckufill October 29, 2025

Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009