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scone

1.To help or assist.

2.A small, rich, biscuitlike pastry or quick bread, sometimes baked on a griddle.
"SCONED!"

"Dude, I got major scones at that party last night. Yeah, you know that girl? She totally gave me a scone right there!"

"I can't really remember anything of last night... all I remember is that I got sconed."

"yeah that girl asking us all the questions, yeah i sconed her"
by WilZo September 22, 2004
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Smutt Stoner

A nickname that my friend Jacki gave me. I'm a smut, and I am a stoner... but I'm not a stoner smutt... im a smutt stoner!
by Heather Lynn March 15, 2005
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sceners

Sceners are friendly people who discuss "the scene". An example, www.sceners.net is where many go to chat and discuss scene related news.
by dee August 20, 2003
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stoner boner

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD
"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"
by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010
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Stoner

A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must:

1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
by weedFORthePEOPLE December 5, 2011
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morning stoner

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009
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sconey

a sconey comes from scone (australia/new south wales/upper hunter region).now there are 3 types of sconeys.
1. the most common sconey seen around the upper hunter region would be a horse loving cow fucking animal lets live on the land and be gay person who wears flannos tight jeans cowboy hats and the biggest belt buck they could find/make.
2. Then there are the types of sconeys who might have 2 acres of land 2 chickens and a 10 year old cattle dog that just sits and does nothing. Now they think there like a sconey person and dresses like a sconey acts like a sconey but lacks the 1 thing a sconey needs and thats a farm with livestock.
3. Then theres the metro sconies who live on a farm or in scone and are given a bad name by these agricultural sconies when they arn't interested in cows or horses they just like football computers and other city junk.
3 way sconey conversation.
Sconey #2" oi eddy can i come to your farm and help ya round with the sheep cause it only takes 2 seconds to feed my chickens.
Sconey #1 "yer sure edgar, do you want to come shaun"
Sconey #3 "no fuck you i get enough of that at home i wanna go see a movie"
by james barnett July 29, 2008
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