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Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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salesperson75

THE MOST SIGMA PERSON ON THE PLANET BOW DOWN TO YOUR OVERLORD SIGMA MASTER SALES, GOOEY GOGO GAGA LJ IS KAKA AT COD AND HES MUCH BETTER AND SPOILED IS VERY DODO STINKY AT EVRYTHING BLUS FORGOT TO HOS DIPER HONESTLY CAN BE THE ALPHA SIGMA SKIBIDI RIZZLER KNOW AS SALESPERSON75
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: thats so skibidi spoiled fanum tax salesperson75 bro.
by Salesperson75 December 6, 2023
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Salish Matter

A Youtube Star who is 14 years old and mostly appears on her dad's channel *Jordan Matter*
Now, she has her own youtube channel called *Salish Matter* where she doesn't really upload that much, but when she does , the video's are very good. She has a bestfriend called Nidal Wonder aka Nidal Ajib and Payton Delu.
Salish sadly gets ton of hate for really nothing, but that's fine cause she can handle the hate.
Person 1 : Let's go, a new youtube video!
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Person 2 : Oh yeah, Salish Matter posted again!
by RealForSure2023 December 9, 2023
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
by Osiffy December 18, 2023
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Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial
You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial
by Z Cool December 21, 2023
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salmir

A very niggerish person who has a huge penis. He tends to struggle with large words and has a "beautiful dick"-Eva
Tom:Hey Julia have you seen Salmir
Jeffery:No he sounds like a niggerish person
by johnlikestouchingkids January 1, 2024
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