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Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.
rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik
by Theripestcheese December 29, 2019
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Ryan

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"
by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020
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Ryan

My Daddy

The warmest mixologist💙Bet!
The man I love, respect, and trust.

My world💙
The father of Nayr, Zain, and Anthony.

I love you Ryan. I hope you will read it one day 😞
Ryan is mine

Ryan is my man

Ryan is mine mine mine

Ryan is daddy

Ryan is my ruiner

Nayr loves Ryan

Zain loves Ryan

Anthony loves Ryan

I do love you Ryan
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rape wand ryan

Republican Senator Paul Ryan, who has championed the forced vaginal ultrasound bills both locally and nationally. Also the champion of the "let women die" bills.
Romney picked Rape Wand Ryan as his Vice Presidential Running mate! Yay!
by Fixer66 August 14, 2012
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Sam and Ryan

The perfect couple. Shy around each other, but completely adorable together. The fact that they are so head over heels for each other makes them that much cuter.
"OMFG, did you see Sam and Ryan today?!? Holy shit... they are so OTP! I want to see those two kiss..."
"WOW, you really are jealous of them."
by Mariah Levine May 26, 2015
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Ryan Sypek

Ryan Sypek, Actor in LA, His career took off in the famous show "Wildfire". He is very hot and has a very nice six pack.
"Taylor Laughtner is so fucking hot!"
"haha thats funny, you must not know Ryan Sypek"
"Who?"
"the only guy I would go gay for!"
*awkward silence.
by <3 Ryan October 19, 2010
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Ryan Codey Cardwell

Often known as the best man in the world. He is extremely passionate about what he does, always has a smile on his face, and never backs down from an opportunity to help someone out. When he's sad, there's not a soul in the world that is happy.
Have you seen Ryan Codey Cardwell? He's AMAZING!
by Cynn November 21, 2010
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