Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

by JustinFromColorado January 5, 2008

running a girl

fucking a girl so hard you run your dick through her

I was running a girl so hard I thought i felt her spine.

by dickhead squared October 6, 2015

Mystic Runner

1. The name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the UK - England more the most.

No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)

Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"

This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.

2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner

1. I was walking along one day when I heard "Ooooorly" then a figure flew passed at great speed. I must have been Mystic Runner

2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"

by Mr S. Break(er) December 28, 2005

running laps

A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages.

We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache.

by SportsZone John April 10, 2005

running the option play

the act of putting a batch in the dogg and slowly working your rod into her ass until she says no or lets you commence making anal love.

Raw Dogg: "I tried to run the option play, but I got sacked in the back field for a loss.

by Raw dogg February 4, 2004

runny brown

When something that you were doing suddenly goes bad or becomes overly complicated.

Everything was going great, then mike screwed up and it went all runny brown!
A two hour job took us all day.

by chiefbean May 6, 2009

running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009