Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

Your religion

No it's not just the opposite of the things I say.

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about your religion. So it isn't that. You thought I was making shit up and I wasn't doing that so now you are doing this. You should have just investigated and reported on my thing and you didn't do that because you cared more about what I said about YOU and your shitty incest cult and now you are trying to scapegoat me... Because this is LITERALLY all that your religion does."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.

Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.

by Jesus Follower May 25, 2011

Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.

by bushlight January 15, 2018

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

Sexy Bois Religion

This is the official Religion for the Sexy Bois

Corpse: Damn Dude I look so good today

Corpse 2: Hell fuck yes you do

Corpse 3: Welcome in the Sexy Bois Religion

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Delism(cult/friendly religion)

The cult of Delilah, Our lord and savour.

''Hey. you part of the Cult 'Delism(cult/friendly religion)' and commit alot of 'delism' aka mass genocide''

''Yes. So what if Delism(cult/friendly religion)is a cult of Delilah''

Definition: the cult of Delilah and DOESNT include acts of mass genocide

by Who the f*** has taken Holo December 22, 2020