jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.

Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.

by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

Rags

A sexy doggo of youtube gaming with a big ass dick

rags has a large penis

by III\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\C June 14, 2018

Rags

Other term for yolo but yolo is gay as fuck

So rags,

E.g- boy 1 “you want a toke of this blem”

Boy 2 “rags” takes Weed

by Phat chungus December 9, 2021

(RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender

Ronan Alonzo Govender aka (RAGS) has a small penis
RAGS Gets no women at all
He is also Gay

My name is (RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender and I am gay and I identify as a pigeon

by Bababumbe June 3, 2022

Goblin Rag

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber

Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.

by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021

toe rag

Toe Rag As a Derogatory Term: Some expats refer to the local Arab peoples as Toe rags (a derogatory term) as it rhymes with word Tuareg. The Tuareg people refer to a large Berber ethnic confederation.

Met some camel riding toe rags on the way...

by The Craic October 29, 2017