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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
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Queef

This is a special word used globally. Usually to use as a password; as an adverb the term can be sexual. But it’s could be used in a regular conversation, such as the word, “and”.
Hey how’s it going! Just queefing that’s all. Load up the mut squads game boys.
by Perpetratur June 17, 2023
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Re-queef

When you are eating out a girl and she queefs in your mouth so you blow it back in and then she queefs again
One time i was eating out a girl but she coughed and it made her queef,i forced that shit back in and she blew again. She re-queefed!
by Billy'n'ang October 1, 2021
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Queef

Yo Queef, you smellWHEYYYY
by ally law March 23, 2022
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Pre-queef

Fuck I pre-queefed
by Yourcabbie April 21, 2023
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