pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

The tntina pillow

A body pillow of a fortnite skin that cooper used to fuck

His grandma made him the tntina pillow and doesn't even know what he does with it

by 1dk123456789 October 28, 2025

Jungle pillow

When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow

I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow

by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

Pillow Baby

A sexual/romantic partner who has laid beside you on a pillow, similar to pillow talk after sexual intercourse. You typically have strong feelings for this person hence the following phrase “baby”.

Sister: Ew, who are you talking to on the phone?
Charles: My pillow baby. It’s none of your business!
Sister: *frowns*

by hashtagANonaMous July 27, 2023

pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020