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parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.
Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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peter young

Loser who drew a face on his own penis and talks to it
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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st. peter

a person who will watch young men for hours dreaming of them afterward.
2.)a young manly sex goddess
3.)a large boobed transvestite
1.)"I think that St. Peter has been watching me shower everyday!"
2.)wow what a st.peter
3.)that guy is totally a st.peter, how weird!"
by strangelady October 29, 2007
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Peter points

A term used to describe the most obnoxious annoying crude sexual harassing anal aggravating ear bleeding cock blocking self obsessed drug addicted ass-wiping douche-bagging weirdo.

Often directed at someone with the previous listed characteristics.
"What the hell, you just cock blocked me"
"so?"
"You just got like 10 Peter Points"
"Aw Shucks"
by Juanita Incaterina Jones December 20, 2009
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The Peter Luger

While having sex with a vegetarian with the (presumably) male carnivore on top, slapping her across the face with a raw 18oz+ porterhouse.
"I converted that vegetarian to a carnivore after I gave her the Peter Luger."
by steak@wharton April 19, 2009
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E. Peters

Damn I heard she gives good E. Peters
by Mike Davidsonawsky December 6, 2007
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E. Peters

Damn, I heard she gives a good E. Peters
by Kevin Davidsonowsky December 8, 2007
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