On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".
by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022

I met that guy on Grindr... he was such a total Patrick, and wasn’t happy until both holes were used and abused.
by Bcart1987 December 14, 2018

People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half
"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick
by sohailerectedahmed September 10, 2021

by secret444 February 6, 2022

by anonymous October 24, 2022

Patrick is a savage a complete fucking savage he's the kinda guy you could smoke weed with and not get in trouble he is the coolest person you will ever meet he has a awesome personality and is so energetic he is the kinda guy you want as a friend he's savage he's a beast and he will stab you if you touch his food! But overall Patrick is a great guy and a great friend
by Joe Pats Best Friend September 6, 2016

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.
Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018
