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patrick morin

Patrick Morin is a boy who does sexual activities to the homies with no consent. he's white, has brown hair, is not hansome and has the smallest dick known to mankind
by sususu 757t493430 November 1, 2021
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Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count
me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?
by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
What is a lizard? Patrick
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
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Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex
Ew don’t be Patrick
by nono:) May 3, 2018
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Patrick

Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.
Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!
by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017
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Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole
by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)
Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again
by Oreolas December 16, 2019
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