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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’
You are acting like Thomas Pound
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Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018
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Three pounds of shrimp

When a girl has a large ass.
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!
by Error219 March 4, 2023
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ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh
I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g
by Shss December 13, 2017
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Pounding the Rice

phrase used when you're pounding an Asian chick.
Dude, I was pounding the rice last night, if you know what I mean.
by hellhammer123 March 5, 2011
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Pound

Used to define extremely hardcore sex, usually so hardcore it leads to tears. The term can only be used from male perspective.
Person: That chick is really fucking hot. I wish I could pound her.
by Noelzionismus October 8, 2021
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