roundy poundy

this means you have a round stomach your asian and you like to pound it alot, like fuck alot.

lexi is a roundy poundy.

by the beeeassssttttt, May 1, 2010

Chotch Pounding

The act of having extremely rough vaginal intercourse.

Kayleigh- "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

Chelsea- "She must of had a severe chotch pounding."

by ChellyBellyBrynn June 15, 2010

Certified Pounder

One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.

Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.

One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish

One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)

One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?

Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.

Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)

Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.

by fatbass October 30, 2011

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 30, 2016

Goulash pounding Pit

Goulash pounding Pit, the area of sloppy soggy cabbage skin between the bumhole & genital area formally known as the gooch. The pit is often optimized at peak performance by a very small smock that offers a variety of blobby jobbly maneuvers such as the half packed pickle punch.

Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!

by Smock Snorkel July 17, 2019

Quarter Pounder With Cheese Meal

The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.

I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.

by AN0SEater March 18, 2020

Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.

Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!

by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021