texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

Pots for jug handles

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.

She's pots for jug handles

by bigfemur October 17, 2020

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Pot-Belly dwarf

Someone who is short, they also have a pot belly and an orange backpack. They also can be called Pop-Belly dwarf

“Oh look it’s the pot-Belly dwarf again”

by DamoSchool July 11, 2022

Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

by Shackabitch October 25, 2019

pot quality conversation

Conversations that are as intellectually thought provoking, while completely sober; as they appear to be, while you're stoned.

My father and I always had, pot quality conversations, when I was growing up.

by Mineareallgonnabestupid March 26, 2017

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016