Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 10, 2022

Button

Give up talking.

"Alright, I'll button up. What would you like to talk about instead?"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014

Button Buzzer

When an sexually inexperienced guy licks a girl's pussy too fast.

April said that her boyfriend Tim is a real button buzzer.

by k23MICH October 2, 2020

Hit the escape button

to kill yourself or to exit life and reality

"You should hit the escape button"

by Fieryfury March 29, 2022