1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.
2. The New York Mets of hockey.
3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.
4. The NHL's official farm team.
2. The New York Mets of hockey.
3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.
4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.
2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.
3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?
4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.
3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?
4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
by DiPietrosHipGroin December 18, 2008

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008

Is one of the richest areas in Ohio. Its is located in Northwest Ohio, Ottawa County. Home to the Miller's Boat Line. Also home to Chris Redfern-D and other well know persons. Homes here sell for over $500.000 to 10 million. Its is not an Island either just so you know.
by RTLess June 19, 2008

what my classmate says because shes probably trans and has autism. this is also a rare footage of basing basing im basing on yo pa.
by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast October 22, 2023

I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.
This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
by Im Uncle Sticky November 15, 2014

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.
"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"
"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
by Checkerdown September 26, 2023
