Nigel No Shots

When playing FIFA on ps3 or xbox, if someone does not have a shot for the entire game, they are Nigel No Shots.

The term was originally coined for the great humpty-dumpty look-alike M Grotis, who went through a whole 8 minute game without managing to have a single shot on goal.

Note - it is extremely rare for any normal human FIFA player to not have at least 1 shot on goal for the entire game.

"Oh my god, what a hack you are at FIFA.. 0 shots for the entire game - you are such a Nigel No Shots"

by Muk Moophy September 14, 2012

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Shot the put

Putting the shot while shotting the put.

Don't go shot the put, put the shot.

by PumpernickleBandits May 9, 2011

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The O-Shot

A procedure which involves transferring platelet-rich blood plasma from a certain part of your body by injecting it into your clitoris thus allowing the stem cells to multiply and growing healthier tissue. A numbing cream is applied prior and the procedure takes just five minutes. The cost is between $1500-$2000 and will last up to a year. The O-Shot has turned many women into horn bags because it increased their chances of having an Actual Real life Vaginal Orgasm which were more frequent and powerful and increased lubrication.

The O-Shot is only suitable for certain patients. In addition to a complete medical history, Dr Galyuk may perform a complete physical examination of the Clitoris, vulva, labia and vagina to ensure you are in good health and there's plenty of blood flow and before undergoing the procedure. Dr Galyuk will examine the tightness of the vaginal walls by using different methods, ie- deep penetration using different positions, oral lactation and finger probation. Please notify Dr Galyuk if you are sensitive to or are allergic to any latex, non water based lube or any skin or bleeding disorders. If a sedative is given to the examination, you will need someone to drive you home afterwards. You may want to bring a sanitary pad to wear home after the examination. The examination will be performed at the doctors office . The length of the procedure will depend on your condition and your doctor's findings. He will monitor your blood pressure, heart rate, breathing and blood oxygen levels. You will be asked to empty your bladder and remove your clothes and position yourself on the examination table with your legs spread wide. The doctor may cleanse your vagina with an antiseptic solution depending on your hygienic state.The recovery process will vary depending on the methods he decides to use. You may experience discomfort, burning sensation, cramping and inability to walk, heavy bleeding or fever/chills.

by Horny Housewife December 20, 2017

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Buffalo Shot

A view of a woman’s exposed or nearly exposed genitals from behind.

Her skirt flipped up when she bent over while stepping down hard to pedal the bike and we were all given a glorious buffalo shot of her pouty lady lips barely covered by a white thong.

by Pig_Dog_Rat_Claws November 10, 2021

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