by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025
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Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.
People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
by Drex V. March 31, 2025
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When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
Get the Thrust Musket mug.The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025
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Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
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