muscle car

A car that is fast going straight, the fanboys of muscle cars will usually if not always make fun of imports and call them ricers. Muscle cars are only good in straights. The car can't handle for shit. And the drivers think that they are fast because it smokes an import on the quarter mile. If you drive an import, and some muscle car guy approaches you to race. 100% of the time, it's going to be down the nearest straight street.

I think I speak for many when I say I want to see a muscle car keep up with an import on the 20.8km Nurburgring Nordscheilfe race track.

Muscle car guy: Hey, riceboy, wanna race? I'll smoke yo riced up civic.
Import car guy: Okay, lets go to a track?
Muscle car guy: A track? Oh n0ez. Let's go to a drag strip. My car can't turn for shit. I only know how to go straight.
Import car guy: Straight? What the fuck is that. That takes no skill.
Muscle car guy: I only know how to shift gears and step on the pedals. My car doesn't even have a steering wheel.
Import car guy: Fuck it, loser ass muscle car fanboy.

You see, muscle car boys only race in 1 direction, straight.. Put ONE turn in that goddamn race and that muscle car loses. Place those two on the track, sit back and relax as the import accelerates on the turn, and watch the muscle car tear its unreliable ass apart.

by shoebakaa July 25, 2007

muscle car

Shit cars, made by shit American car companies. At best, they drive fast in a straight line, but that's it. They handle like boats, and don't stop. Interiors are made from cheap plastics, and the overall build quality is shit. Much like a typical American car.

Driven by idiots who think going fast in a straight line with an automatic transmission requires skill and makes them good drivers.

Person A: Look at my sweet Chevy, does a 1/4 in 10s. You can't mess with a "muscle car."

Person B: *sigh* If you think you and your car are so good, go drive around the Nurburgring. You'll end up in the ditch shitting your pants on the first slight turn.

by P.J. from planet Earth October 26, 2008

pie muncher

A shorter version of hairy pie muncher. A Lesbian.

What yourself with that one, she's a pie muncher.

by Clangnuts May 13, 2005

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

australian muscle rub

Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."

"She was too up-tight to Saddleback, so I settled for an Australian Muscle Rub."

by Parvus June 27, 2009

Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.

John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.

by Juan my balls off January 31, 2009

new york tittie muncher

to bite off a girls nipple

there's a reason your girlfriend has no nipple

or

i gave her a New York tittie muncher

by crazy mexican May 21, 2008