motherbuttfucker

combination of motherfucker and buttfucker into one cool word
one who buttfucks their own mother

that jon stewart sure is a dirty motherbuttfucker

by phockyoo January 16, 2007

Fuck My Mother

Kinder, gentler version of Mother Fucker. Still considered fighting words.

Smoke break...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...

by Evil Ian March 18, 2011

mother fuckin'

(Adj.) Used to describe a large quantity of snakes on an airborne vehicle.

I'm tired of these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plain

by Josh Wilkinson November 11, 2008

shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

mother focker

A way of saying mother fucker in a pot bellied hill billy way .

That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .

by paul k. July 7, 2004

thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party

Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.

by Bobby O. December 9, 2007

Bad Mother

A Bad Mother doesn't believe in or seek perfection - she knows that all around her people are cutting corners and putting out a perfect image to the world. A Bad Mother doesnt stress about dust, as she knows that dust in facts helps her child build a healthy immune system and that a sterile environment does not do her child any favours. A group of bad mothers go to www.badmothersclub.com and share help support advice and friendship

I AM a Bad Mother lol

by J Porter January 27, 2004