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Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
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God Monster

A person who has exceeded multiple levels of power and can kill anything and everything by simply looking at them.
That guy is to good, be must be god monster!
by I40 Blitzkrieg February 10, 2020
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blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
by The MAN20 February 25, 2008
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scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.
He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.
by me5000 October 24, 2010
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Cum Monster

An individual that eats cum at all possible times, including their own
The cum monster has appeared
Cum Monster using cum munching, It's super effective
by SexCumMonster July 19, 2022
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monster money

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).
Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"
by mermaidadelaide August 5, 2009
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monster truck

doing MDMA (molly, ecstasy) and the prescription drug Lyrica together.
“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”

“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”
by avant_garden April 21, 2023
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