Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg January 26, 2012

Jew Monkey

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.

YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!

by Pwn Sauce October 20, 2010

monkey chug

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

by Lench Mob December 12, 2006

titty monkey

A person, usually an indian girl, whose tits and nipples are extremely hairy.

A: That girl had really big tits

B: Ya, but she's a titty monkey

A: That's gross

by lawlsballs May 27, 2009

Funny monkey

Funny monkey is a monkey that does something funny enough to make one smirk, laugh, and/or giggle. Funny monkies may include; throwing a banana, a chin bubble thing, or making weird noises, and the "orange eat me you" meme.

Guy 1: The Funny monkey was pretty funny ngl.
Guy 2: It really was lmao

by hehehehahahafunny November 26, 2020

monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

by e caskey March 24, 2003

Space Monkey

Space Monkey is a game that teens play where a person either chokes his/herself or has someone else do it until they almost pass out. It can cause brain damage due to lack of oxygen to the brain.

Billy was playing "Space Monkey" to get a rush and ended up getting brain damage.

by CAP1 September 28, 2005