morning splooge

When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun

Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow

by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017

Morgan Hendrix

The belief that Morgan Freeman is in actual fact the late and great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.

"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Morgaine

A beautiful woman, capable of bewitching charm and utterly unrivaled talents between the sheets, also capable of stealing your soul and bending you to her will

Last night I got struck by a Morgaine and I think she stole a piece of my soul with that booty of hers.

by Pen@guin November 15, 2017

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018

moradi's chode

The supreme god of math whose chode has the power to make dumbasses smart. *Mr.moradi teaches math* *Student understands* student: THE POWER OF THE CHODE

Moradi's chode is reason why we graduated

by Twistedtwistlers123 December 14, 2018

Moral panic paradox

Intense hysteria about a social or political problem that, instead of solving or reducing the problem, actually makes it worse.

The intense xenophobia behind the Trump Administration's efforts to stop migrants from Central America from entering the U.S. have actually increased the number of asylum seekers many times over from during the Obama Administration. It's an example of a "moral panic paradox" -- people are afraid the asylum laws will change so they need to immigrate now before that happens. Another moral panic paradox happens when gun-control advocates seek limits on the sale of assault rifles after a mass shooting. The result is increased sales of assault rifles because people feel they need to buy them now before the laws change.

by Mooseface April 14, 2019

moreland ridge middle school

A failed Contraction camp that ended being called moreland ridge, but instead everyone is black

Typical Moreland ridge middle school conversation
Kid: i'm going to Delta woods
Moreland boy: LOL go follow you gator way fag
Kid: Go to the bathroom where the gas chambers used to be located

by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019