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mexican cereal

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.
When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007
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Mexican Election

who controls the computer system wins election.
Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.
As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.
by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008
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Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.
by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008
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Mexican Air conditioning

The act of driving a vehicle that has no (working) A/C with all the windows open or driving a convertible with the top down. Also can be used to describe a school bus that doesn't have a/c.
This bus doesn't have A/C so lets use the Mexican Air Conditioning
by j4991 October 21, 2011
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firey Mexican

Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!
"Stud muffin! i've got something to spice up our sex life, lets try a firey Mexican "
by Chambers C2 January 16, 2008
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Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
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