MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

Matthew

A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis

Ewww look at the guy he’s such a Matthew

by Ovoturbovo May 25, 2018

Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing May 30, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.

Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew

by I am the urban God June 3, 2018

Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018

Matthew

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.

You don’t want to be called Matthew

by stormzy555 December 28, 2018

Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019