muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 21, 2016

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014

Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....

Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok

by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 8, 2024

Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park

Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE

by Scottie H October 18, 2010

muff rug

Muff rug - hairy pubic area

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.

by rosiepye April 22, 2014

Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

by 1saac April 14, 2019