magitis

A condition where a person is usually cowardly, would rather run than stand and fight. This can be combated by drinking any alcoholic substance.

Mag: Oh I think im a mag...........

Hag: Drink some beer then! .... You may have magitis!

by Pittybee April 5, 2013

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 1, 2005

puff the magic dragon

1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween

1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

Magic trick

the magic trick is when you have a girl giving you head, and you pull out and nut in her eyes, and while she wiping it out you grab your shit and leave.

haha you shoulda seen that bitch, she was blowin, me and i did the magic trick and she didnt know where i fuckin went

by justinxxhxc January 21, 2010

The Magical Poo

A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.

Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!

by Goober The Gvate May 16, 2003

black magic

a black skateboarder who speaks good spanish and hangs mostly with spanish people and smokes alot of weed

"Damn who's that black high ass skateboarder hanging with those spics"..."Oh thats just black magic he kool!"

by j - zon April 15, 2009

Puff The Magic Dragon

The sad little song made up for a joke by blue peter presenters who are desperate for pot.

omg, i need a high - come on kids, lets do it 1 more time;

Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea...

by Britbabe July 1, 2003