Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

CAPS LOCK

It's when you accidentally slam your keyboard when you die in Fortnite.

I JUST WENT FULL CAPS LOCK BRO HE WAS AT 1 HP HOW DID I FRICKIN' NOT KILL HIM?

by Ben is smaart May 16, 2022

Lock

To fight.

You trynna lock?

by kid03 November 29, 2018

pop my lock

Fuck me

I want you to pop my lock tonight, baby

by Heidi108 January 2, 2020

snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.

I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%

by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017