lorvage

to hump

come over here and let me lorvage you jaimie ;

by saandi April 4, 2009

lorvage

to hump

come over here and let me lorvage you jaimie ;

by saandi April 4, 2009

Lorpis

(n.) a large porpoise like animal, similar to a dolphin that can live both in and out of the water. The Lorpis has both fish like flippers and mammal like legs with a long snout. They are amphibious animals that live on all continents and in all diffrent weather climates. The Lorpis eats mostly fish and other small aquatic creatures. They are an endangered spieces and are very rarely found in populated areas. The study of the Lorpis is called Lorpology. The Lorpis is a beautiful, fantasic, creature.
(Plural. Lorpi)

Oh my Gosh! Did you just see that lorpis swim by! What a fantastic wonder the lorpis is! (or) I was just caught swimming in a pod of lorpi!

by fnudy55 February 2, 2009

Lorenzo Marrone

Baller status, professional among all standards, means business, and doesn't dick around. Often considered a divine interventionist. One of these only comes once an aeon (1,000,000,000 years).

One day a new Lorenzo Marrone will rise again from the mist.

by The Machiavelli February 4, 2010

LoRoD

(pronounced low-rod) Means Left or Right or Death. A game usually played by two or more males in a group while in a public place. One player must spot a group of females and say "LoRoD" and then the other players select which female they would prefer to copulate with. if there are no suitable candidates for copulation, (ex: males, elderly women, inanimate objects, etc.) the player may choose death. In the event of there being 3 or more females, players must select certain areas such as 'middle left'. In the event that all of the women in the group meet a players criteria , they may say 'all (number in the group)' (ex: All 3!) But if one or more females fail to fall in the players criteria, they may say 'all (number) except (postition or positions)' (ex: All 5 except middle) LoRod is a game that has no winners or losers. when used correctly, it is a non-discriminatory game mostly used by males who follow the Bro Code either to pass time or keep themselves entertained while traveling on foot through populated places. in the rare occation that no one in the group in question falls under the players criteria, but are not in the death criteria either the player may simpily say 'nah'.

Alex: Alright those 5 girls across the street. LoRoD.

Auster: Left.

Jacob: Right.

Collin: Middle.

Chris: Middle Right.

Alex: All five of them except middle left.

All to Alex: Good Call!

by halfamunky January 14, 2010

Lorbo

1. A dick that is much longer than than it is wide.
2. The supreme enemy of the chode. It is a lorbo's duty to exterminate chodes from the face of the earth.

1. Wow his lorbo is so long that it coils.
2. The lorbo heroically slayed that gang of chodes.

by thelorb November 7, 2010

Lorengekitteh

Lorengekitteh's are stubborn, demanding, and hard to please. But, make up for this with endless cuddles. :3
Lorengekitteh's are the cuutest of kitteh's in the whole entire world. m__m <3

wow, she so cuute, she must be a Lorengekitteh ;)

by Kristeakapow January 19, 2011