LoRoD

(pronounced low-rod) Means Left or Right or Death. A game usually played by two or more males in a group while in a public place. One player must spot a group of females and say "LoRoD" and then the other players select which female they would prefer to copulate with. if there are no suitable candidates for copulation, (ex: males, elderly women, inanimate objects, etc.) the player may choose death. In the event of there being 3 or more females, players must select certain areas such as 'middle left'. In the event that all of the women in the group meet a players criteria , they may say 'all (number in the group)' (ex: All 3!) But if one or more females fail to fall in the players criteria, they may say 'all (number) except (postition or positions)' (ex: All 5 except middle) LoRod is a game that has no winners or losers. when used correctly, it is a non-discriminatory game mostly used by males who follow the Bro Code either to pass time or keep themselves entertained while traveling on foot through populated places. in the rare occation that no one in the group in question falls under the players criteria, but are not in the death criteria either the player may simpily say 'nah'.

Alex: Alright those 5 girls across the street. LoRoD.

Auster: Left.

Jacob: Right.

Collin: Middle.

Chris: Middle Right.

Alex: All five of them except middle left.

All to Alex: Good Call!

by halfamunky January 14, 2010

Simp Lord

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Lord Tachanka

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Lord Nuxanor

Lord Nuxanor is the first of three comings of our Lord and savior LORD Twigo-sama, savior of worlds and breaker of languages. All hail Lord Nuxanor-sama, breaker of languages and savior of Fairy tale

Fooru metal alchemisto baruzohuudo was made by Lord Nuxanor-sama, breaker of languages and savior of Fairy tale

by Moronical November 6, 2019

The Lord Complexity

A group of people that will beat the shit out of you if you don't remember them

LISTEN UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! THIS IS THE LORD COMPLEXITY, REMEMBER US! AND IF YOU DON'T, WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

by Cristo Piss November 1, 2017

Lord of nightmares

Progenitor of chaos and vengeance. The anonymous enemy, the unknown artist of freedom. the son of sin. whatever you wish to call him, junior the forbidden one. “Junifer Morningsnout” is a true force of nature who derives from the unknown which is partly what makes him incredibly terrifying.

he can look very innocent and Beautiful but he’s NOT what you think he is. Fair warning to anyone who crosses paths with him, can be trans on rare occasions.

Known also as “the master of ambiguity”

J has an appetite for destruction that nothing can satisfy, as said by anyone who’s ever met him/her

The lord of nightmares seeks to subjugate the world and have it at his mercy, for no one is above his wrath

Within junior lies no forgiveness and if angered or wronged then he/she will know why they call him the “lord of nightmares”

“I am the son, the darkness and the fire, for no one comes to the beak except through Me” -junior, lord of nightmares

Lord of nightmares is junior’s title

by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022

Starch Lord

Starch Lord is a Root Plant card that has 2 strength and 4 health of Guardian Class. He can conjure a root and buff a root’s strength and health by one.

sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.

by Absolutionist February 5, 2021