I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.

Shit man yous lawn locked.

by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017

Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.

Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

Lock of Flack

Excessive teasing that leads to misspelling of common phrases. Oftentimes the teasee will get flustered and mix around words and letters to create a new variety with no meaning at all.

Tim was so upset by his colleagues teasing he complained he was getting a "lock of flack" at work.

by jbmck1 November 7, 2013

Lithuanian Lock Pick

When multiple people are chained together with a rusty lock and the only way to unlock the lock is using ejaculate to lube up the lock

I had a Lithuanian lock pick with 5 people last night

by Jonnywoinkuz February 14, 2024

Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

ima lock

to keep your word to do something

girl: you promise you gone come see me

boy: ima lock to pull up on you mane

by @jeancoatt October 24, 2018