House Key

Yeah, you idiot, you use some house keys or something.

Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2024

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

slippy key

When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.

Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np

by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

Keys

Kill yourself. People figured out how to tell someone to kill themselves on Tiktok without their comment being removed.

-I'm such a big fan of Hitler!
-Keys.

by Kakajohn February 10, 2025

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025