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boxin' josh

A Southern Appalachian slang term for male masturbation.
Where've you been all day? Boxin' josh?

or
He'd be a smart kid if he spent half as much time reading as boxin' josh
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Josh Thomas

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, mein fuhr, it's time.
It's time, mein fuhr (aight, mein fuhr, begin).
Straight out the sad dungeons of rap.

The death drops deep as does my gas.
I never die, 'cause to die is the distant cousin of mass.
Beyond the walls of abbuse, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Belzec state of mind.

Hope the mass got some class.
My pass don't like no dirty grass.
Run up to the ass and get the glass.

In a Belzec state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The painfull death?
You complain about gas.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the shibboleth.

I'm rappin' to the suffering,
And I'm gonna move your buffering.

Alone, hate, BEANS, like an ash
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rash.

I can't take the gas, can't take the pain.
I woulda tried to please I guess I got no plane.

I'm rappin' to the buffering,
And I'm gonna move your suffering.

Yea, yaz, in a Belzec state of mind.

When I was young my distant cousin had a shibboleth.
I waz kicked out without no breath.
I never thought I'd see that meth.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my distant cousin's seth.

A soft owo orphans is quite the endorphins.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
poor Josh Thomas he lost his family
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Josh Moore

Gay retarded no muc no ball.
Jamie shields and josh Moore are gay
by Colm keogh July 9, 2019
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josh's dad

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"
by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019
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Pulling a Josh

Watching your mom get dicked down by your co workers.
Man, I can’t believe you guys got caught pulling a josh last night!
by Mr Nibbles November 18, 2019
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Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.
“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”
by Ouzify November 22, 2019
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Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it
*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now

What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
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