Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours

Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.

by Lsdpie December 9, 2021

Jean. C. C

Big pp, big hair, big cerebrum, and chad

Yo is dat Jean. C. C

Yah bro, bros gonna lead the Tootsie march tomorrow

by Shit lord December 10, 2021

Jeans Night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality, if you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to women for a few days after.

“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for mean”

by Jeansnightcreator December 10, 2021

Bussin out the jeans

If something is really tasty

Grandma that cookie you gave me was bussin out the jeans

by The cum licker December 12, 2021

Hermione Jean Granger

The full name lol. such a sad middle name JEAN. She's basiclly harry potter's sidekick. She's a KNOW-IT-ALL but she's amazing.

rANDOM HUMAN: My favourite character in Harry Potter is Hermione Granger.
mE: Dumbo it's Hermione JEAN Granger.

by ~hem hem~ December 24, 2021

sarah jean munnerlyn

A super nice and beautiful girl who helps out everyone to the best of her abilitys super fun to be around

Oh that Sarah jean munnerlyn is to fucking nice she needs to toughing up

by RiskyBuizness March 10, 2022

apple bottom jeans

apple bottom jeans are jeans with the shapes of apples on the behind; also a song

Flo Rida: SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN' AT HER

Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers

by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022