jacked up

Drunk, or not thinking straight due to alcohol. Probably came from the name of the beer, Jack Daniels.

"Don't start stuff when you're all jacked up!" -Country Song

by Englishboy September 25, 2005

Jackrussel on LSD

when sum little ugly cunt looks like a jackrussel that has just taken lsd

hey look at that crack hoe she looks like a jackrussel on lsd, lets frow shit at her!

by BRAD September 8, 2004

jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen

Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!

by janice May 25, 2004

Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

by Sarah February 16, 2005

jackron

A combination between "jackass" and "moron"
Commonly used while road raging.

"Get out of the way, jackron!"

by drealope April 8, 2008

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009

Jacketing

To fashion ones jacket on their office chair at their work station so as to appear that there is an invisible person sitting there.

#Jacketing John Smith while absent from his desk.

by Frank_slayerfest June 27, 2014