can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 21, 2011

off them cans

To be drunk out of your mind off beer

We watched the football game and my uncle was off them cans

by Cochisè Lee January 19, 2023

i can text

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021

Labels are for soup cans

A phrase commonly used by the easiest people to label.

basically means "people don't need labels"

Me: your so scene.
Clearly scene person: labels are for soup cans.
Me: well you keep telling yourself that you scene son of a bitch.
Clearly scene person: whatever your just jealous of me.
Me*in a sarcastic voice*: I sure am!

by foshiznizzle March 19, 2008

coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)

-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!

by Lali September 21, 2003

Swedish Can Opener

Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.

when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.

by ender696969 August 21, 2009