internet ambien

Watching internet porn before bed

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌

by SekcWelds April 24, 2017

Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame

You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.

by Snotcore February 13, 2023

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

by Masn December 4, 2007

Anti-Internet Monkey

fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection.

Sorry i lost my connection i have Anti-Internet Monkeys in my house.

by Wattigny27 May 14, 2011

Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005

intenet

Being into net, though not interrelated

The office uses intenet rather than intranet as close communications media for staff relations.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009