Helenjesus

Someone you marry so you can live in error.

Wow, I married a HelenJesus. Things just went downhill from there..

by Jack M Merridew December 15, 2007

Helena

A very rude or mean person

Your so Helena

by Ronald cause yes May 22, 2021

Nut Helmet

The act of a bald chick shamelessly wearing at least one
shot of nut on her head.

John gave gave Britany a nut helmet.

by Full Contact Bonsia Master February 21, 2007

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011

Helena

she's is a mad person but really funny! she has wonky eyes and is ment to wear glasses. gr8 m8 quite popular nt wid ladz tho!

hi im a helena and i have a dog called tilly

by hannah.1.2.3 April 22, 2011

dutch helmet disease

A disease that make the foreskin red and the helmet bulbous, yellow and smelly

you've got Dutch helmet disease (dhd)

by Milly-o July 21, 2004

Helena Montana

the most god damn boring place unless u like the arctic. People here are extremely close minded and if u are not a local they dont like you. Watch out for hiv

Hey im a little faggot who lives in helena montana

by hellllena January 12, 2011