Very Tight Hug

*hugs tight* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug*

Boy: *hugs tight* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug* *hugs even tighter than the other hug*
Girl: That's One Very Tight Hug

by Gay Lord (Furry) November 21, 2019

Hillbilly Mouth Hug

A slang term for a blowjob from a guy/gal with no teeth.

I was so drunk last night she gave me a hillbilly mouth hug.

by Eisotope June 16, 2012

Irish Hug

To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.

"Dude, you saw what Tammy did to Paul? He slapped her, then she gave him an irish hug! He apologized and made her a sandwich."

by John Joad October 16, 2008

hug my wallies

1. An invitation to partake in enjoying one's scrotum. 2. A smartass expression aimed at any malcontent.

"Hagan's not going to like this at all."
"Hagan can hug my wallies."

by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006

Russian Man Hug

When a man runs up to you, yells "I'm Putin it in!" Gives you a bear hug... But he's got a boner so big and strong it rips through both his and your clothes, and penetrates both your vagina and anus so violently that it creates one big uni-hole but you'll be okay because all Russians cum vodka so it's sterile.

"Girl, that last client jus Russian man hugged me!"
"Well, looks like you're in the fisting business now!"

by AssHairyLikeBackOfBear June 6, 2015

Christian Side Hug

To intentionally screw someone over.

"The dealer that sold me the Oregano, really Christian Side Hugged me."

"That Con Man is a real Christian Side Hugger."

by GavandBran January 7, 2010

National Hug Day

May 14th is national hug day. Every may 14th, you have to give everybody you love a hug and whisper I love you in their ear. This makes it your favorite day of the year, because for once, you aren't getting jumped. Cried

Ex:1
Bob: Hey Leila!**gives Leila hug"
Leila: **hugs back*
Bob: (whisper) I love you❤
Leila: Aw I love you too
Ex: 2
Lola: Yo wassup Leila
Leila: **hugs Lola**
Lola: aw luv ya boo
Leila: whatevs it's just National Hug Day

by BitchyBrendaXO June 5, 2018