Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day

February 13th you must clap your homies cheeks on sight on fonemgrave
Bros over hoez

Its National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day, you better hide them cheeks

by Editzlife85 February 28, 2025

homies

A weed that is homegrown and usually bad.

Yo my g dont sell me that weed, its homies

by Hom1es August 6, 2023

homie hopper

a homie hopper is a lesbian named josie who likes to hop her way through friends. she is always on the move from one friend to another.

friend 1: have u heard of josie she has liked and gone for all my friends??
friend 2: oh no way me too whatta homie hopper

by queenielol August 9, 2022

Teacher homie

1. A teacher that acts like one of the boys or homies.
2.A teacher or professor that can take a joke, can make a joke. isn’t always serious doesn’t get offended to a joke that is within reason or to an extent

Aye ms.Blackwell a teacher homie for real for real

by Aidenlazyboy24 January 5, 2022

grass ass homie

Gracias bro

“Here’s your ointment”
“Grass ass homie”

by The.best.around October 17, 2017

Homie hopper

A Male or Female who dates only within a specific friend group. After a breakup the Homie Hopper usually dates someone else in the friend group.

Girl 1: Derrek is dating all my friends after we broke up.
Girl 2: Yeah, Derrek is such a Homie Hopper

by Etsocal April 4, 2022