shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014

finger fishing

When a girl can't pull her tampon out by the string and has to go fishin for it with her fingers.

I had to go finger fishing last night, my tampon was so far up there!

by ballintrader February 25, 2014

Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.

Hey wanna try some satan fisting?

by donnie69_tittybrailreader_og April 28, 2015

urban fishing

A bold procedure involving one too pull out genitals hoping the recipient will accept the urban bait.

Jon~ "lexi was riding me last night till ted burst in with his cock out,..she went for it."
Fred~"Jus a classic case of urban fishing its a treat when accomplished"

by ilivetomcruise1842 June 29, 2015