Frosted ho ho

When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid.

The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.

I left a frosted ho ho on my jerk boss’s desk!

by Gnarly_Wanker August 28, 2019

Frosty

when you go out for wendy's with your girl but get head instead

girl: can we get wendy's
guy: if you give me a frosty

by abrixna September 30, 2019

Frostatious

when it's not too cold to freeze your balls off but cold enough to make your nipples go hard

I can handle the frostatious period but can't stand when it snows.

by Brown Bretheren November 18, 2019

Frosty Toes

When you got some cold ass toes

damn his feet pale as fuck! he got some frosty toes!

by Pixelthepixorwhatever December 9, 2019

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

Frosty'd

When your friend borrows or steals your car, and then wrecks it. They then do not pay to get it fixed or help you get a new one, leaving you carless.

Damn, I need a new car. My last one got frosty'd!
Fuck man, you frosty'd my car!

by boogie.woogie February 7, 2020

frosted kiss

When you nut in her mouth, and she holds it and kisses you on the lips.

I let that bitch give me a frosted kiss last night, bro.

by thewhitestcrayon June 27, 2020