a person who lives in the mystical area not governed by space and time called el-cherguiya, which translates to the "eastern" or the Sunland, even tho the land is misteriously beautiful it's the lowest in population accross all neignoring villages and cities , the arcane properties of this land affect the residents which is the reason why people keep avoiding living here and leave as soon as they get enough money to move away, those who stay are affected by weird no-between extream laziness or getting too early in the morning,sufferning from isolation and depression but those who survive in this terrifying confinement become the infamous creature known as the "ben el-cherguiya",a beyond understanding being who scientist barely taped into his potential, everytime one of these behemoths is made a coin is tossed to determined whether he is a human at heart or not ..
Yocef:We need another person to play dominoes let's call Ali, i talked to him and he seemed chill.
Abdo:Bro,YOU DID WHAT? that's ben el-cherguiya !!!
Abdo:Bro,YOU DID WHAT? that's ben el-cherguiya !!!
by verytrustworthy1 April 28, 2023
by Apdogod1 November 11, 2021
A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.
A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.
by Chiefnass December 31, 2012
A small town in between Peoria and Bloomington Illinois that consists of basically 4 fast food restaurants , houses and lots of corn fields. In this town you will be forever bored unless your idea of fun is sitting in a crappy park then ur golden we have 3 crappy parks. The citizens of this town are born here and are too scared to leave but nobody actually enjoys living Here. El Paso is the town where everyone knows your name but also knows who your dating , where u live , and what drama is going on in ur life. Or so they think
by jA1223 July 11, 2017
by Kendal Boy March 09, 2008
When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
by Here N. Thayer December 02, 2006
When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.
I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?
I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.
Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.
Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
by Sparky31 November 11, 2008