A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
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When I go to school he's the first person I want to see! He is so funny and loving. He doesn't know i like him, but one day I'll tell him. If you know a guy named Edgard become friends with them, they are amazing! And if Edgard reads this I go to Rowland!!😉😚
When I go to school he's the first person I want to see! He is so funny and loving. He doesn't know i like him, but one day I'll tell him. If you know a guy named Edgard become friends with them, they are amazing! And if Edgard reads this I go to Rowland!!😉😚
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Edward Cullen is a *dazzling* fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series who's every Twilighter's dream.
Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano.
SYNONYM: Perfection
Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano.
SYNONYM: Perfection
Edward Cullen: I may not be human, but I'm still a man
Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back
Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.
Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back
Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.
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