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River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
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never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't
I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
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The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.
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When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.
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