Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.
Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
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A condition brought on by large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include walking, talking, and looking like a zombie, and the beer cologne.
Ricky: Hey, you don't look so good. Maybe you've had too much to drink, Samuel.
Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.
Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!
Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.
Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!
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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
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