Crack An Egg

Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

by lostdwarf May 31, 2020

easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.

He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging

by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005

fish eggs

when a girl has a yeast infection during here period

damn bill i was bangin this hoe and it was like fish eggs fool!

by Peter's McPeter May 26, 2006

Egg Head

A self centered person, who believes that they are never in the wrong and that they are the center of the universe.
They also have terrible hair and a bad choice in crushes.

Dude, stop being such an egg head!! You might aswell dye your hair blue!!

by Geoff Steiner July 1, 2008

eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits

Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.

by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009

PORN & EGGS

1. Noun. A type of party involving pornography and eggs.
2. Noun. A growing sub-culture of self-defined "cultural anthropologists and closet pornstars"; people who host or attend PORN & EGGS parties.

Are you going to the PORN & EGGS party?
Yes, I love PORN & EGGS!

by PORN&EGGS December 3, 2006

Lap Eggs

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

by Chad A. February 28, 2003