donkey poodle

a joke name for a camelid whith the scientific name of vicugna pacaos

donkey poodles are so cute

by yunxiao February 17, 2021

Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

Sloppy Donkey

When a man is having intercourse with a woman from behind, vomits on her back, and then slaps the vomit with his right hand.

Oh man, Stewart pulled a sloppy donkey on Jenny last night. She was pissed!

by DonkeyMan406 April 27, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Slang for a homerun in Baseball

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)

"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"

by BugMama December 19, 2022

Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth

I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it

by Dilasurs January 3, 2023

donkey ryan

donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)

donkey ryan is a nerd

by arsdadasd January 5, 2023