askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 28, 2015

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011

Defender

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.

My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.

by Effe April 15, 2005

Deferest

Being the best or better at something.

Yo son them shoes is ill bro, but mines the deferest.

by Def Star May 19, 2005

default date

a date with someone you know and are comfortable with but yet you really have no attraction with and is someone you go out with when you have no one else to go with.

I took Robin, my default date to the club Saturday night as I couldnt find a real date for the evening.

by Lisa McCullum February 4, 2008

defagnition

Noun.
pronounced "deh-fahg-nishihn"

A definition on urban dictionary that has absolutely no relation to what you may think it is at first glance. Usually very annoying to see. Usually defines name for a drug used solely by the writer and no-one else on earth. Often mixed with definitions relating to what it actually means. More than likely will generate a situation similar to "thumbs up < thumbs down". For a real-life example, see roller coaster #5.

guy 1: I found a defagnition on UD yesterday...
guy 2: What did it say?
guy 1: "assault rifle: a joint that's as long as an AK-47". It had 200,000 thumbs down, and 3 thumbs up.
guy 2: fag....

by the kool aid guy February 27, 2008

Defucktive

something so messed up that it's both defective and fuck'd up at the same time..

This belt is defucktive. Your thoughts are so defucktive.

by Rebecca Cryan January 7, 2009